I think the best part of love songs is that even if you’ve never felt that way about someone you still have the potential to

look I love paula deen

all I’m saying is she made a clam dip look good and niggas ain’t even like clam for real

okay so I am about 2 go 2 work

store inspection omg I’m stoned man and it’s the store inspection and like 3 dif people are coming

this is awful

whatever okay I’m ready I just gotta put on my shoesies.

I GOT A COSTUME OH MY GOD

that’s how it folds up

ain’t dat neat

draiks are still the hardest neopet to get ever

2.8m for just an egg and that’s the cheapest I’ve seen.